And unsettled part continues..
2 weeks ago
Ugly Guy: hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii.....wasssssssssssup?????
I: No reply for 15 days
UG: Heyyyyyyy!!!! why are you not replying???!!!!! naraaz hai kya??? (translated as: are u upset with me???)
I: Hey. nm. u tell? ( Signal: Who ARE you?! Buzz off!!)
UG: Nothing much, yaar (friend) . Sooooooo......wasssssssup????
I: Yeah. well, nothing. studies. (As if you haven't already asked that one!! Buzz off, random guy!!)
UG: ohhhhhhhhh......padhaaaakuuu!!! (translated as: "ohhhhh....the nerddd!!") Yaar top karna hai kya??? Thodi intelligence hume bhi de do naaa!! (Oh!! So, you're plannign to top the class again, are you?? Can't you give a piece of your intelligence to me!!??)
Chal chodd...aur bata??!! (translated as: Okay, leave this topic..what else is up??) Come to college some day..we'll have a good time!!
I : Hm. yeah..well I'll try.
UG: Yeah..tell me whenever you plan to come, alright?
I: Yeah. (Like I'm that stoopid, u jerk!)
UG: Ohkkkkkk...cyaaaaaa !!! tc :) :) :)
Blah Blah Blah... ( 5 minutes )
Random Person:- So you know what, I had 5 bottles of pure vodka that other day and WoW, then we went on a bike ride..me and this random girl I met at that party!! And then you know..
I: (constantly checking watch and looking here and there) Hmm..Ok..Alright then..(Yeah, yeah you're SO COOL! Let me go, please!!)
RP:- And you know the other day..I was reading this amazing book and..
I: Well, nice meeting you..Alright then..
RP:- Blah Blah
I: hmm (Get a life dude!)
Blah Blah Blah (and so..it goes on forever)