That feeling. :D

Life is perfect.

This year has been study-wise pretty hard for me because I suddenly went about changing my stream of study. And studies have a tendency of sucking the life out of me. (I take too much of load when it comes to studies, according to a friend of mine, nicknamed - Point. LOL) But, the main point is that the most important exams in my life so far have been dealt with, though the result shall show itself in two months and I'm a final year B.Com. student now! YAY :D


I'm in the midst of my well-deserved 5 day long vacation before I've to go back to my training and am loving it. I'm feeling lighter than I've felt in a long long while. Sleeping in till late and waking up without an alarm. (Although, waking up out of shock when you hear your mum telling you she's written a poem for your wedding card is not any better.) Having Maggi for breakfast. Enjoying the weather. Enjoying the scent of flowers and the chirping of birds in the park in the evening. Loving everything, everyone. Even enjoying promos of "P-A-A" *shudders*. Going for a jog and loving it too! Not having to keep a count of time. Playing scrabble. FBing all day long. Listening to "Kya karoon?" from Wake Up Sid all day long on repeat and again the next day. I love this. :-D But, only when I've worked hard to deserve these moments.

Lalalala...tururururu. :D


P.S.: I'm not getting married ROFL@Annie's comment !!!!! Mum has written it six-seven years in advance to save the trouble then! LOL Annie! Katta kar diya!

HAPPY HAPPY HAPPYY BIRTHDAYY!! :D

And ereeee it comes..when you thought it was all over!!

*drumroll*

HAPPPAAAAAYYYYY BIRTHDAYYYYY Aw.S.M.!!! You rock like none other!!!! \m/


Hey yo, this goes to DA MAYYN INDEED
Wannabe Wordsworth, to sarcasm, he's married!!
He's the Burj-Al-Arab guy, the duke of Dubaiieeee (Now, it rhymes!!)

To every other word, he adds an extra 'h'
He's got one in his name, it's the Kerala effect, I guess.

He'll crack a bad joke and go all buhaha
My Mugambo laugh, he steals. It is STILL, NOT buhahaha.

Can't swim, can't sing (hehe), yet in love with himself
Worships ManU, doesn't look much like an elf! (Can't break the rhyme, dude)

Everything he writes is so much from the heart :)
So smoothly does he rhyme, he's a "beeeeeauty" at the art! ;)

He's absolutely honest, will mince no words
Politically correct? He doesn't belong to that herd!

He's the Awesomest and the best looking person ever!
All this for using my "feel love" advice, you're clever!!

Our Mutual Admiration Society, I SO love!
Taureans DO RULE, we see the world from UP HERE, ABOVE!

Some dude's written him a poem, but, thank God (!), he still thinks straight,
Cause..else..I would've had to meet serious competition for getting SRK!

He's a Rajasthan Royal, yet owns a KKR Jersey (?)
His IDOL is WARNEY.. Hee Hee Hee..

Modesty ain't his game, fires PJs like an unstoppable cannon
What-ever people (wink) may say, he's the lovable, AWESOMETHING MENON!!

So..appy yappppayy Birthdayy..may your future hold gold!!
23, is it??? Shit man Bhaskar, you're old!! :P
(You've watched "Partner" right? LOL)

P.S.: What ARE you guys doing here, still?? GO wish Amith..go, go, goo..!!!

P.P.S.: To those of you who're still here, DO NOT make fun of my poem. Better not!

The BEST BIRTHDAYS....Keep em rolling, guys! =)

No more waiting guys 'cause Dr. Acula is here! Did I hear a "YAY"? Yes, I did!

Birthday's long gone. (It was on the 7th, btw. Set your reminders for next year!)..but the feeling's still there. That feeling..of being loved.

Listening to bands-I-can't-spell on my baby, my I-pod YEAH =) , am writing a post merely to show off and relive the day that was all about me. :) (Picture's coming soon to this post!)


First call. Best friend. "YAY! Haaaapyyy Birthdayyy!". "But, it isn't twelve yet! No, check the google time! Uhm, hold on..someone else is also calling." Other best friend. "HAPPPPPYY Birthdayy!!" "Oh hey! hold on..I'll just get back to you!" Best friend 3 goes "happppyyy birthdayyy!! Was I the first one??" First Bestfriend gets tired of holding and calls on landline. "I said it first!! I was first!!!" Best friend 2 again. "NOOOO, I was first.!!! Ye toh cheating hai!!"

Best friend from Japan calls, only to be kept on hold for 3 minutes and then to be called names (names="blank caller, is it ye?", someone else's name(TeeHee))


First cake-cutting of the day. Brother is relieved. After a tortorous evening of trying to keep his hands off her, fighting her tantalizing, born-out-of-a-cloud-of-fragrance fingers, trying to lead him to the forbidden fruit, the cake can finally be his lady. Oh, the sweet, sweet, chocolaty forbidden fruit. Pure magic created by Teh Mother's touch.

"If you find the gift, it's yours!"

Gift??? I said, NO GIFTS!!! I'm on my way to Nirvana. The Himalayas are waiting for me. You can not do this....N-O-O-O (slow motion)


I-poddddddddd?!!!!??!! Purrrrrrpleeee?? Yipeeeeeeeee.

"I'll be there for youuuu..." Where is it..my phone?? "When it hasn't been a day..a week..a month or even a..." Where??? Oh, HERE!

200 shots 'o' rum afta.. (pirate language (fb), yo)

Purple hole, yeh. Oh, you remember?? :-) Blogger rocks!! Gift?? Another one???!!! GIFT???. God, why do I love gifts so much?! WHY? Make fun of my e-mail ID all you want. I just want the gift!! Poem?? Especially for me?? You rock, ye taurean me heartie (pirate, yo, again), ye besht twinnny(I-pod's all yours) !!!

Dizzy and drunk with all the love. "I love you sooo much" SMSes to all best friends. I will not cry. Not write diary. I will not cry. I am 20? Cool. (?) I will not cry.

OK, Can't sleep.


Surrrrrrrrrrpriiiiiseee!!!??? Not really, but still, I am SOOO SURPRIIIIISED!!!!!

(I did in fact invite em to my surprise party. The idea was original, yo. Bludy plagiarist movie-makers, I tell ye)

What??? More gifts??? "That is the cuuuuutest thing evaa!!!" P(r)etty Menakas have specially descended from heaven with the purpose of distracting Yo Vishwamitra from his meditation!! Humph.


Hours and hours of cutting cakes, jumping around, over-acting and discussing TV shows with wild iris-es (wink) later, the chocolate on my face still felt moist, the love, still fresh. As it does now, as I write this post.

What can I say? This is to thank you guys for making me feel so special. :)

And I stop here because, as people tell me, being mushy spoils my reputation a bit. ;-)


P.S.: Now, you may think I'm making too much out of just a birthday. Well, it is never just a birthday for me. Maybe, I cling to memories too much. But, hey, that's the way I am. :)

P.P.S.: My blog name may sound obscene (to some) and wannabe (to some other ones) and I louuve it. ;-) Crap sucks. Crap is what ye got here. Crap is what I post. Yeh got the message!

Update (18/05/2009): Konnichiwa all! Dr. Acula has a series of exams coming up and has realized the importance of 'undivided attention' that her studies need. Need..because she does not wish to make the examiners 'one of her own kind' (evil laugh). Not this time. So, Dr. Acula is off blogger (betta be) for a month. Dr. Acula sends love to all her readers.

My thoughts become things!

My thoughts become things..

My thoughts become things..

My thoughts become things..

No, this is not me going crazy. This is me on the path of achieving every damn thing I want!! All I have to do is say this line over and over again to myself till the time I start believing in it. Yes!! I've just started reading this book.."The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne. It's been lying with me for a long time now but it wasn't until today that I found the time and more importantly, the will to read it. (It was gifted to my father to "enhance his powers". Teehee. My father has his set of fans. Me on top, of course.) I had to go on this long metro ride today and so, I kept it in my bag. I've just read through 17 pages and this book has so much of positive energy in it, I love it!!! Mostly because, crazy, insecure person that I am, it feels real good to have some reassurance once in a while. And this book promises me that I could achieve anything, like simply anything if only I tame my mind to focus on all the good thoughts and all the things I want to do and want to have. Which means I can be a film-maker/really rich person/writer/psychologist/have the guy of my dreams which well might be..err..ranbir kapoor/SRK/my own band with me as the lead singer and lots of other things I want so bad and all in this one life. That is SO COOL!! So, it wasn't bad to dream all these years, was it! Heeeheee..I wish..

As usual, when left alone for a long long time with no one to talk to, my Broca Motor's speech area is in a hyper-excited state right now and so, you can expect this post to be very long and verry random!

BTW, yes, SRK is forgiven. I just realized how much I love him and he's just SO ADORABLE!!! And, it happens..with everyone..everyone has weak moments. I just saw Mandira interviewing him like couple of minutes back on 'Extra Shots' and GAWD, those dimples!!! And I love everything about him..what he says, his super-rocking attitude - everything. I love you always and forever, Shahrukh. :) I am sorry. :(

Also, I love dada and I want to apologise to him too. I remember the time we met him in London, shopping in a Marks and Spencers store and how sweet he'd been to me and my brother and my parents. He's such a sweetheart!!! :) :)

AND I'm SO SO happy that KKR WON!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!! :D :D :D

Anyhoo, done with apologies and back to the randomness. So while I was sitting in the metro and reading the book, the girl next to me was obviously trying to read it too. I could totally see that from the corner of my eye and so, I decided to help her and positioned the book slightly more to her side. After all, no one should be deprived from knowing "The Secret" naa. And she turned out to be a twin. Like, another one!! Not an identical twin, of course. They are way too many to count. I've had people complaining to me about how rude I was to not wave back to them when they saw me at a party/another party/in a general store/near India Gate. DU-H. It wasn't me! I mean twin in the sense..she not only felt no shame in admitting that she was burrying her nose in my book, she even started discussing the subject of the book with me. Cool, na? Yes, I have this weird habit of spotting my twins. See, it's because I've started not liking people in general and then, when I do think someone is SO LIKE ME(!!!) and all..I say it. Of course, there's always the possibility of people running away from me, thinking me to be a crazy, love-deprived person or something. But, what the heck! I take chances on them. And I can judge them to be that person in the slightest of interactions. I've found two such people in real life and they're 'friends for life' now, as I pretty much expected the first time I met them. So, I'm not really that freaky person who just clings to every other person she likes. I'm actually a lot more psychic.

BTW, Delhi Metro is very well on the path of becoming the next DTC bus service. I mean, they stopped at Kashmere Gate for at least 8 minutes just to gather the maximum possible number of stinking, obnoxious passengers they could in that time.

I think I should really get a pepper spray. Those creepy self-defence workshops teach you the stupidest of stuff which is totally unpractical. I remember the time they came to our college and demonstrated how to get hold of a guy's hand, use it to turn him around violently, jab elbow into his stomach and then lift him up, only to throw him back down..if he tries to touch your hand with his while traveling in a DTC bus. Errrr?? My parents think I'll make all the men in Delhi go blind. Like I'm that mad!

I'm very happy because couple of days back, I really cheered up a friend who was feeling really depressed and alone. He's really a kind of happy-go-lucky rare variety of a guy and it was probably the first time ever that I've heard him so depressed. And it feels just great. Because it was done over yahoo chat and yet, I could make him ROFL. I think I'll be a great psychologist some day. If you're reading, I want to tell you that you're the sweetest guy ever and you simply rock!!! And you know I say stuff only when I really really mean it. :) :)

I just realized the number of times I've used really in that paragraph!

Today is the birthday of one such person who really influenced my life in a great way and taught me so much when I was so young. She was my middle school class-teacher. I miss her. I want to call her..but don't have her number. HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY ANJU Ma'am!!!! :) :) You'll always be near the top of my favorite people list!!

Before you read the P.S. section, let me tell you that I'm not a mad person and that it was written way before SRK was forgiven, but could not be published because blogger was acting real slow. Or was it MTNL? Who cares?

Yes.

You can go ahead now.

P.S.:-For the while that I'm not on talking terms with Shahrukh, I've found myself a new idol and I have a very valid reason to like him. "Zindagi Jhandawa, Fir bhi Ghamandwa". Yess Boss, you heard it right. If you think my faith in humanity is totally shaken and hence, this, you're wrong. I've started believing in it. Yups. And guess, what! this person is the Shahrukh of Bhojpuri films! Do I need say any more???

This is why.

The thing that most people missed out while defining 'friends' on Urban Dictionary is that they are the people who just love to annoy the crap out of you, especially if you are too honest about things. Well, some of them. Sometimes.

Some recent digs my friends made at (study-leave-)me included these:

"Whaaaa..?? Haahahaha..You are SUCH A NERD!!! Hahaha...Past six months you were working more than 50 hours a week in your..whatever you call it..your office and now you're studying more than 50 hours a day!!! Shit man."

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F:Heyy!! I just called to check ..you aren't drinking too much, are you??

I: What??!! I don't drink...you know that!!!
F: But, New year's..
I: COME ON NOW, that was just a sip! You're mad! Plus, you know I haven't the time to go out and have fun, really!!
F: Yeah..that's pretty much why I called!! Dev D..remember? People drink in depression!?
I: What??!! AARGH..I'm not depressed!! Shoo.!! Shoo..!! Shoooo!!!!

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I: Hiiii!!!!! Long time yaar!!!! Sup??
Friend's friend: Nothing..college..masti...u tell??
I: Nothing..padhai and all..on study leave..
FF: Oh..so your life's in deep shit, eh?? *evil laugh*
I: If you insist...that is.

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P.P.S.: My dreams are getting weirder day by day and also, a lot more symbolic. I want a sound sleep so bad. Hmph.


Update: I've removed the Ravi Kissen picture. He is just SO UGLY. Ugh. It was put up only to tease Shahrukh..but now that we're back together..Shoo. You have no place in my heart or on my blog.