Too much is good! :D

My father who has recently started Pranayama sessions with Mr...er..Baba Ramdev (Please, dont go away just yet. Read on, please!), was telling me yesterday (something that this Baba Ramdev mentioned in his long speeches that go along with the workout sessions) that some guy (Shivaji, umm no, someone else with a name starting with an 'S') had made a list of these 7/8/I'm not really sure how many qualities that a human being must possess to be a good one in his eyes..which included one 'Sher' (Tiger, for firangis) ki quality(which, put simply, means feeling too much of excitement/love/hatred..basically feeling too much of everything..for everything - the hyper-excited, the aggressive quality) which is pretty much the most dominant of all the qualities, if any, that I do have. :O Not many people consider it to be a good quality. My parents..not so much..but then, they have reasons. LOL. Sometimes, people surprise you, don't they? Even such once-upon-a-time, long dead characters!

Anyway, the main baat is that I love me and pity people who don't feel as much as I do..who'd have made good G.K. Gokhale(s), not Bhagat Singh(s), during the Independence struggle in the early nineties, who don't feel the same level of Ughhhhhhhh-ness on seeing No Smoking or the same amount of Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh-ness on encountering anything remotely related to dogs and/ don't want to call them "saale kutttttttttteee" every time with the same level of stress on the 't'(s) or don't loooooooooooooove everyone around/the weather/small, hardly-noticeable-to-human-eyes things as much as I do or feel as much looooooooooooooooooooove as I do whenever I look into those eyes...those beautiful.....beautiful...



.......umm..where was I..! Oh, yes, they're definitely missing out on a lot of L.I.F.E.

Back by Popular demand..just for one post! :-))

Hellllooo, the adorable readers of this blog!!!!!!! :D :D

Why I've not been blogging..even when I really REALLY want to..is pretty simple. I'm avoiding having to think. I've got so much to do. It's not like I have time and energy..to think! I brush my thoughts aside consciously. Correction, am trying to! :-l Plus, there are so many thoughts in my head! I obviously am not all that honest on my blog...so. Sometimes I come here..write something and then don't complete it..save it as a draft and log off!

Uh, Okay. I've been having major MAJOR mood swings. I'm just thinking too much. And I'm not depressed..NO! Not the least bit..In fact, I'm pretty happy. Yeah. It's only when my moods are swinging crazy that I'm not happy. Sometimes, I'm okay-happy even then. And I'm trying to unthink..trust me, I am!! It's JUST NOT working. I mean, there are SO many thoughts in my head and all at once..and no, they don't come in a logical sequence..they just go all brownian and HIT, HIT, HIT. Yeah :( What is this? :( What the hell. I'm trying to be the best person in the world..these mood swings are making it very easy...NOT!!! For example, I just go snap-snap-snap at people for no fault of theirs. I don't want to snap. :( You know what! I know what it is! It's the rains! Damn yes..it's them!

I mean, I have to get up in the morning. Early. To study for major, MAJOR exams coming up , then go to class and then come back home at night to have dinner and sleep. But I can't sleep. Because there are so many things to be said, to be shouted out. But, to whom? Okay, that last bit was filmi. Agreed.



OK, chuck the weird part aside. I got a gift!! which is this -

Can you beat that? I got a kids' book! But is it the prettiest, pink-est, sweetest, one of its kind book! :-)) My father's friend saw it and spent half an hour reading it and thought if he liked reading a 10 year old girl's diary..I sure would! lol :D

I'll come back with more! Bye for now!

Hello Hi chhodiye.

Let me start this on a good note so that you know that this post will come to an end just like all good things do. Hee hee hee.

Yay..so i made a new record by swimming from Pragati Maidan to India Gate non-stop!! Which basically means that i swam 30 lengths of the swimming pool without a stop and each length being 30 m, that makes it 30x30 m which comes out to be umm..900m? Yeah. That's pretty much the distance I'm talking about. If only we were in the Pandavas' era, still and Delhi was Indraprastha, still and submerged with water from Pragati Maidan to India Gate, still..

I hate to have people I know swim beside me. Because, you know, besides the fact that I'm a drown - swimmer, the one that always keeps the life savers on high alert, the swimming pool is my place. I don't want to socialise in there, for God's sake! Thanks to my father, now, I know this guy (who, BTW, is 28 but, looks 19. Yes, you're right, he is in fact, a twin. Not that I'm 28! No way!) and all the time I was trying to avoid saying Hi.

Coming to the point now. I can't believe myself. This is how tired I am of saying Hiiiiis, Heyyyyys and How ARE you?!?!(s) and making unnecessary small talks with people I don't care about or don't want to care about..ever.

Considering..that once upon a time, I really did believe that there is no evil. That everyone had good in them. I loved people. Everyone. And then came the realization of truth when I came to know the world as a gene pool highly adulterated with recessive, defective, selfish, hypocritical alleles. Shortly afterwards, I got the halo behind my head.


P.S.: Do you know you can get a sprain in the greater toe of your left foot? Take care.

My thoughts become things!

My thoughts become things..

My thoughts become things..

My thoughts become things..

No, this is not me going crazy. This is me on the path of achieving every damn thing I want!! All I have to do is say this line over and over again to myself till the time I start believing in it. Yes!! I've just started reading this book.."The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne. It's been lying with me for a long time now but it wasn't until today that I found the time and more importantly, the will to read it. (It was gifted to my father to "enhance his powers". Teehee. My father has his set of fans. Me on top, of course.) I had to go on this long metro ride today and so, I kept it in my bag. I've just read through 17 pages and this book has so much of positive energy in it, I love it!!! Mostly because, crazy, insecure person that I am, it feels real good to have some reassurance once in a while. And this book promises me that I could achieve anything, like simply anything if only I tame my mind to focus on all the good thoughts and all the things I want to do and want to have. Which means I can be a film-maker/really rich person/writer/psychologist/have the guy of my dreams which well might be..err..ranbir kapoor/SRK/my own band with me as the lead singer and lots of other things I want so bad and all in this one life. That is SO COOL!! So, it wasn't bad to dream all these years, was it! Heeeheee..I wish..

As usual, when left alone for a long long time with no one to talk to, my Broca Motor's speech area is in a hyper-excited state right now and so, you can expect this post to be very long and verry random!

BTW, yes, SRK is forgiven. I just realized how much I love him and he's just SO ADORABLE!!! And, it happens..with everyone..everyone has weak moments. I just saw Mandira interviewing him like couple of minutes back on 'Extra Shots' and GAWD, those dimples!!! And I love everything about him..what he says, his super-rocking attitude - everything. I love you always and forever, Shahrukh. :) I am sorry. :(

Also, I love dada and I want to apologise to him too. I remember the time we met him in London, shopping in a Marks and Spencers store and how sweet he'd been to me and my brother and my parents. He's such a sweetheart!!! :) :)

AND I'm SO SO happy that KKR WON!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!! :D :D :D

Anyhoo, done with apologies and back to the randomness. So while I was sitting in the metro and reading the book, the girl next to me was obviously trying to read it too. I could totally see that from the corner of my eye and so, I decided to help her and positioned the book slightly more to her side. After all, no one should be deprived from knowing "The Secret" naa. And she turned out to be a twin. Like, another one!! Not an identical twin, of course. They are way too many to count. I've had people complaining to me about how rude I was to not wave back to them when they saw me at a party/another party/in a general store/near India Gate. DU-H. It wasn't me! I mean twin in the sense..she not only felt no shame in admitting that she was burrying her nose in my book, she even started discussing the subject of the book with me. Cool, na? Yes, I have this weird habit of spotting my twins. See, it's because I've started not liking people in general and then, when I do think someone is SO LIKE ME(!!!) and all..I say it. Of course, there's always the possibility of people running away from me, thinking me to be a crazy, love-deprived person or something. But, what the heck! I take chances on them. And I can judge them to be that person in the slightest of interactions. I've found two such people in real life and they're 'friends for life' now, as I pretty much expected the first time I met them. So, I'm not really that freaky person who just clings to every other person she likes. I'm actually a lot more psychic.

BTW, Delhi Metro is very well on the path of becoming the next DTC bus service. I mean, they stopped at Kashmere Gate for at least 8 minutes just to gather the maximum possible number of stinking, obnoxious passengers they could in that time.

I think I should really get a pepper spray. Those creepy self-defence workshops teach you the stupidest of stuff which is totally unpractical. I remember the time they came to our college and demonstrated how to get hold of a guy's hand, use it to turn him around violently, jab elbow into his stomach and then lift him up, only to throw him back down..if he tries to touch your hand with his while traveling in a DTC bus. Errrr?? My parents think I'll make all the men in Delhi go blind. Like I'm that mad!

I'm very happy because couple of days back, I really cheered up a friend who was feeling really depressed and alone. He's really a kind of happy-go-lucky rare variety of a guy and it was probably the first time ever that I've heard him so depressed. And it feels just great. Because it was done over yahoo chat and yet, I could make him ROFL. I think I'll be a great psychologist some day. If you're reading, I want to tell you that you're the sweetest guy ever and you simply rock!!! And you know I say stuff only when I really really mean it. :) :)

I just realized the number of times I've used really in that paragraph!

Today is the birthday of one such person who really influenced my life in a great way and taught me so much when I was so young. She was my middle school class-teacher. I miss her. I want to call her..but don't have her number. HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY ANJU Ma'am!!!! :) :) You'll always be near the top of my favorite people list!!

Before you read the P.S. section, let me tell you that I'm not a mad person and that it was written way before SRK was forgiven, but could not be published because blogger was acting real slow. Or was it MTNL? Who cares?

Yes.

You can go ahead now.

P.S.:-For the while that I'm not on talking terms with Shahrukh, I've found myself a new idol and I have a very valid reason to like him. "Zindagi Jhandawa, Fir bhi Ghamandwa". Yess Boss, you heard it right. If you think my faith in humanity is totally shaken and hence, this, you're wrong. I've started believing in it. Yups. And guess, what! this person is the Shahrukh of Bhojpuri films! Do I need say any more???

This is why.

The thing that most people missed out while defining 'friends' on Urban Dictionary is that they are the people who just love to annoy the crap out of you, especially if you are too honest about things. Well, some of them. Sometimes.

Some recent digs my friends made at (study-leave-)me included these:

"Whaaaa..?? Haahahaha..You are SUCH A NERD!!! Hahaha...Past six months you were working more than 50 hours a week in your..whatever you call it..your office and now you're studying more than 50 hours a day!!! Shit man."

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F:Heyy!! I just called to check ..you aren't drinking too much, are you??

I: What??!! I don't drink...you know that!!!
F: But, New year's..
I: COME ON NOW, that was just a sip! You're mad! Plus, you know I haven't the time to go out and have fun, really!!
F: Yeah..that's pretty much why I called!! Dev D..remember? People drink in depression!?
I: What??!! AARGH..I'm not depressed!! Shoo.!! Shoo..!! Shoooo!!!!

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I: Hiiii!!!!! Long time yaar!!!! Sup??
Friend's friend: Nothing..college..masti...u tell??
I: Nothing..padhai and all..on study leave..
FF: Oh..so your life's in deep shit, eh?? *evil laugh*
I: If you insist...that is.

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P.P.S.: My dreams are getting weirder day by day and also, a lot more symbolic. I want a sound sleep so bad. Hmph.


Update: I've removed the Ravi Kissen picture. He is just SO UGLY. Ugh. It was put up only to tease Shahrukh..but now that we're back together..Shoo. You have no place in my heart or on my blog.

100 things I know about me :P

Okay ..so FINALLY do I get to do it (Since I've already done all the boring things boring bored people do for fun - updating my picture collage-have added pictures of Tom Cruise and Jaycee Chan to it! I'm so boring prouda it. He he :D ) ..Tadaaaaa.....My first tag!!!! Isha !!!! Thank you so much girl for tagging me !! :) :D


1. Last drink: Ice cold water to check whether or not I'm in a dream. Have slept so much today..the delusion won't go. ;-) No, that was just to shake myself outta sleep.
2. Last phone call :My besht friend since class second! Probably wanted to tell me about another guy who asked her out. Has been happening a lot these days! Engineering students are such despos, I tell you. :P I told her to let me sleep in peace. Hehe..sorry yaar.
3. Last text message: Last one I got was from an unknown number and I know who it is..one who's taken upon himself to disturb my peace of mind as a challenge. Such a sucker! Doesn't know I know. Not happening, dude.
4. Last song you listened to: 'She will be loved' by Maroon 5 on Amith's blog. God, I love the song!
5. Last time you cried: Right after I wrote my last post. Don't ask why.

HAVE YOU EVER...
6. Dated someone twice:No.
7.Been cheated on? No.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? No. *Yawn*
9. Lost someone special? Not really.
10. Been depressed? Um. *clearing her throat* DUH!!
11. Been drunk and threw up? No. *Yawns some more*

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple. D-UH.
13. Blue.
14. Pink. D-UUH.
15. Black.

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: Um, sorry? Which time period is this exactly referring to?
17. Fallen out of love: Ditto what Isha said. ;)
18. Laughed until you cried: Not really...tears are only an expression of sadness or anger in my case..
19. Met someone who changed you: In a great way, Shimak Davar!!! Have feet will dance. Went from an all-time football playing tomboy to little miss dancing shoes! :D :D :D
20. Found out who your true friends were: :) Yep.
21. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah. It's seriously so much fun..having people bitch about you. Haha.

HAVE YOU:
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Heh. I like this tag.
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All of em!
24. How many kids do you want to have: Two.
25. Do you have any pets: No. I hate pets and dogs and all animals!!! Ughh.
26. Do you want to change your name: i LOVE my name!! I love myself!! Muhahahaha(Mugambo laugh)
27. What did you do for your last birthday: Started with me crying about turning 19 ..and writing a long crib entry in my personal diary. Then, had a very pleasant surprise visit by a really close friend!! Had lots of awesome chocolate cake and..bought myself a pretty bag from dilli-haat!
28.What time did you wake up today: 9.00 a.m.
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing Word Challenge on Facebook. :D
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My studies to get over!!!!
31. Last time you saw your father: Couple of hours back.
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I could stop talking about all the things I WANT to do and start doing them! stop being lazy.
33. Most visited web page: www.facebook.com - all the games - 'word challenge' and 'guess the sketch'!! Gosh, I'm SO addicted!

WHAT'S YOUR:
34. Name: Not giving that away yet. Siya for you! ;-)
35. Nicknames: Hehe..that would clearly give away my name!
36. Zodiac sign: Taurus
37. Male or female or transgender: Female
38. Elementary:Too much information!
39. School: Delhi Public School, RKP. Yes, the infamous one. Proud as I am, couldn't skip this one!
40. Colleges: Um, since it would take a lot to explain, let's skip it!
41.Hair color: Black. Ah, I love my hair!
42. Long or short: If I stretch my arm to go over my shoulder on to my back, I can touch the end of them with my fingertips. Is that long?
43. Height: 5 feet one(and a half) inch. And yet, I could ring all the bells in the mandir I visited today. I love the mandir! I love myself! Muhahahahahahahaha(Mugambo khusssh huaa!)
44. Do you have a crush on someone? Ranbir Kapoor!!! Man, is he hawwt!! *wicked smile*
45. Ever been in love? Um, I think so.
46. Piercings? Two on either ear.
47. Tattoos? N-ah. I hate needles (and injections)!!!
48. Righty or lefty: Righty
49. First surgery: That must be the one on my gums/tooth. Damn milk teeth that were so much in love with me, they won't go and damn permanent teeth that won't come down the gums and damn the braces and damn the dentist. Btw, grossest thing ever, I could actually see the surgery being done on my gums..all the blood coming out..and.. *pukes* *recovers*. The dentist had a mirror on the ceiling!
50. First piercing: Read 46.
51. First best friend: Aditi Bhatia. Where are you, girl? I wish I could find you!
52. First sport you loved: Cricket!!
53. First pet: Read 25.
54. First vacation: I think it was Agra or something. I've seen these pics with reeeeally cute me in front of Taj Mahal. I love me! :D
55. First concert: Hrithik Roshan!!!!! Wow, that was the awesomest thing ever...I still remember..it was right after Kaho Ha Na Pyaar Hai and Hrithik Roshan had suddenly beome the heartthrob of the nation!!! And, my friend(read 2.) was SO obsessed..she wanted Hrithik and Amisha Patel to marry!! Hehe.
56. First crush: I've told you about it already!

RIGHT NOW:
57. Eating:Nothing. Do I look like a monster?
58. Drinking: Nothing.
59. I'm about to: hang Mr. Spiderman upside down so that I can kiss him when he takes his mask down. Muhahahaha. Sorry, I'm in a drunk mood and that was a joke. I don't kiss dummies. Muhahahaha. But I can.
60. Listening to: My brother talking to one of his stupid friends and his sister. He's SO stupid!! OMG. ROFL. He's trying to fool his friend's sister..telling her that I'm in class 1 or something..that he has a baby sistah. LMAO..Now he's telling her that my boyfriend is in third class or something..OMG he's so mad and SO SO vella, I tell you!!! Shit.
61. Waiting for: My brother to hang up on his friend and play Jazz Jack Rabbit with me! Kya hai..!! @#$%

YOUR FUTURE
62. Want kids? Very much!! Hehe..I have it all planned out. They're going to be the best kids ever!!
63. Want to get married?Totally..but only when I want to. Read 64.
64. Careers in mind? Chartered Accountancy , if I ever reach to the end of this long, long tunnel! After I get the degree, I'll earn lots of money in two years and will go to the US to study psychology. Where, btw, I'll also meet my dream guy. We'll marry and come back to India after the course is over. I'll be a psychologist and help people out with their troubles. Short term goal.


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
65. Lips or eyes: Eyes...(T&C: The lips aren't too bad)
66. Hugs or kisses: Hugs..I'm a big fan!
67. Shorter or taller: Taller..would complement me.
68. Older or Younger: Older. I'm really old-fashioned.
69. Romantic or spontaneous: Both?
70. Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice stomach.
71. Sensitive or loud: Loud..and hyper-excited ..Really really fun to be with!! I hate the sissy types..and that's all you get these days! Uff, recession!! (Hehe..I read this somewhere..Blaming everything wrong in your life on recession is a good way not to be depressed!) and He can still be sensitive inside (and outside..as and when required)!!
72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. D-uh.
73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker!

HAVE YOU EVER :
74. Kissed a stranger: Dude, no! Hadn't you already guessed?
75. Lost glasses/contacts: Never got glasses. Love myself!!! 6/6 vision, baby.
76. Broken someone's heart: Uh, kind of. Am still dealing with the curse it put upon me.
77. Had your own heart broken: Kind of. Told you. The curse works, man, it does!
78. Been arrested: No.
79. Turned someone down: Yeah. (The person who's made this tag is totally psychic!)Well, that's what the curse is all about..kinda! He wasn't that bad, you know..I wish he wouldn't have asked in front of so many people..and even though he was lame, I wish I wouldn't have blurted out the next thing that came to my head..which was obviously an insult!
80. Cried when someone died: When Marissa died. :(
81. Liked a friend that is a girl? In a totally non-lesbian way, all. Du-h. Why would I be friends with someone I don't like!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
81. Yourself:Mostly
82. Miracles: Not much.
83. God: Very much.
84. Love at first sight: Kind of. *blushes*
85. Heaven: Yeah. I was in it a while ago..having the best chocolate truffel cake in the world! Muhahaha. Only the apsaras were missing. But then, I'm not much into girls.
86. Santa Claus: Heehee, totally! Santa, if you get gifts for me, I will, I promise!
87. Kiss on the first date? Not really. Unless the guy's like..Ranbir Kapoor or something!
88. Angels: Apsaras only.
89. Devils: Nae. Yamraj, though. I saw this movie with Jitender in it when I was small..and Yamraj was like the coolest person!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Nah.
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? RIGHT!! Whatever.
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Lots of times.
93. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Dude, I just got here.
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? ALL THE TIME.
95. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? Uhh..No comments.


ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR:
96. White: Don't have much white. Um, yeah..the white three fourths I'm wearing in my DP.
97. Black: A long, really pretty black top I just got..makes me look so slim!
98. Red: A cool short Bossini T-shirt.
99. Pink:A long kurti I recently got. Love it!
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Another lame question?

I don't know many people here. And I don't know if they'll ever visit my blog to find this post. And yet, I'd like to tag Dreamer with a distinct vision, Anurag (I know you hate tags. Muhahaha. Mugambo laughs again!), Mads, Rahul and A Sawan.

A Bleh Post.

Exams are still far. And I wonder when they'll finally end! I mean whatever in hell was I thinking..going from being a Biology expert (self-acclaimed) to Maths..to finally making up my mind to doing this. Now, all I have to do is to start ALL over again from the basics of the new set of subjects I have picked up for myself to bring myself at par with my counterparts, who, lucky or not, were NOT a confused mass of protoplasm that could not bring itself to decide what it really wanted to do, neither could stick to choices made earlier. Hmph.

I'm so bored, I could compete for the Guinness Book Title for the 'Most Bored Person', if there is one. Is there?

And the lazy one too. I can't bring myself to go out for a jog, even though, thanks Mom, but I do realize that I've already gained back 2 of the 4 kilos I lost a month before. The so-called great-crier is too lazy to cry even.

I miss my normal hyper - excited self. My inner-self is so much at calm, it's beginning to irritate my inner-inner-self. I don't crib, don't shriek the loudest shriek when I find my brother coming out of nowhere, trying to scare me with a "Boww!" (As in, you know, cow says 'Moo', dog says 'Bow-Wow'. I think it's more of a Bhaoowww--oooo--ooooowwww in life out of nursery kids' "Who says what" book.) because he doesn't do that anymore. Apparently he's too grown up for that. I'm not mad at anyone. I don't want to let anyone die a dog's death, kutte ki maut, you know. Also, as much as I love Shah rukh and as much as I'll miss seeing him cheering Kolkatta Knight Riders play in Feroz Shah Kotla grounds, I'm not banging my head against the hardest wall OR crying OR plotting whoever-decided-to-have-no-IPL-in-India's murder. I'm just sad. It's a shame though that we can't have security for both the Elections and IPL.

Got my hair cut yesterday. And the best compliment I got was from a random guy from my coaching class who, addressing his friend, random guy 2 from coaching class, said something that went like - "Yaar ye toh galat baat hai. Ladkiyon ko kuch bhi pehnado, smart hi lagti hain!" as I passed by. Bleh. Can't deny the sudden urge to turn around and tell him in-his-face it was the hair, not the clothes, dammit!

My Income Tax teacher stopped me on my way back to tell me how sure he was that I could easily achieve a good rank in my tests in November if I studied well. I hate pressure of performance.

The cute guy next door (the five-year old one) finally gave up his act of being a self - absorbed, snobbish little kid and waved back at me for the first time ever! I don't think he talks.

No one called up to wish me on my 20th birthday. Damn it, my very own parents even won't wish me. Because..I was 20 years old and that is why, no one wanted to have me in their lives anymore. These dreams are bloody sucking (extra emphasis on the 'k') dreams that really don't have any meanings, you know. I wish I could have that dream in which I was Krisshh just one last time.

I've lost my 'Company and Compensation Laws' book. And as each day passes, I gain more and more inspiration to invent that 'Google machine/robot' that knows everything, can answer all questions. I could feed in the particulars of my book then and it could find it for me.

I'm more distracted than ever. I just DON'T want to study. And I don't want to go to my parents asking for help as I already know what they'll say. Meditation, Pranayam, Blah.

NOO!!

Wow!! That was my first extreme reaction in days!


P.S.: Do shut off all lights in support of the Earth Hour today for one hour - 8.30 to 9.30 p.m.

How's that even possible!

Caller: Hullo, hullo..Is this your number??

I: Um, yes.

Caller: But, it's mine!!!

I: Whaaa..? Hah..It's my number!!

Caller: You know, it's mine and now, it's yours too!

I: How's that even possible?!?

Caller: When did you get this number??

I: Some five months back. Why?

Caller: Because I had this number..then I gave it to an acquaintance in Bombay and did not use it for six months. Now, I've got a SIM for the same number and had given it to my family in Tamil Nadu..Although I haven't activated the SIM in my phone yet..And my family, they say that whenever they call, the ring goes but, no one picks up..So I decided to call up myself to check..what's up!

I: (Bombay...Tamil Nadu...Uh, Ohkay..) But, I can't help you, sir..it's my number now..

Wonder what's up!

Pichhle das dinon mein...

I really think I deserve this, after trying to "abstain" from the internet the last ten days - especially trying to stay away from my new-born, my blog! Oh, I missed you.

Yeah, so I was studying, trying to rebuild my once all-evasive will power. I tried so hard to keep all the random train-of-thoughts that my mind keeps boarding on and off, especially while I'm studying. And, I was almost successful. And yet, this post is dedicated to all the totally random thoughts that floated in and out of my thinking space the last ten days.

You guys suck man! : Horrible, horrible things never stop to happen in or around our neighborhood. I mean shooting 5 Sri Lankan players while they were on way to the stadium to play cricket!! I was like shocked outta my wits!! My first reaction to the news almost gave a heart-attack to my grandmom! I was so shocked and disgusted at these people. We're helpless. They come, attack us and go. We can't even do anything about it. It's sad. What's sadder though, is that the Pakistani Government, as very well expected by me, won't even accept the blame for the shootings that took place in their own country in the beginning!! Impossible people.

The radio was on and there were listeners calling in to share their pretty violent with anger views as soon as the word of the incident spread around. There was a person who said something like "If it had been Dhoni or Sachin or someone- I swear to God, I would have killed them!!". Totally man, totally. I would have gone with you!

I surprise myself! : I'm SO happy with myself lately! I finally got over my phase of depression and constantly thinking 'I'm so lonely and I'm so sad' and am back to the original me! I did not even blame the whole world this Sunday because my plan of going out with my friends to some place nice did not materialize. A little secret. I pep talk myself. ;) . Go girl!! :)


The scrubs Guy rocks!!: I've been watching Scrubs lately with my breakfast and lunch-alone breaks. I love the show. Apart from my interest in Biology, it's funny to the core. No strings attached - types. Zach Braff is like..LOL. I love his character J.D. for momentarily stopping to daydream and switching to talk-to-self mode even when others are waiting for a response from him! I mean the guy's awesome. :D


I want I-pod nano 8GB SO desperately now!! Only problem is, I don't have the time to research and find out the best price I can get it at. Hmph.

Look who's here!!!: I LOVE JACKIE CHAN!! I do. I love him like...LOVE him!! And now, Jaycee Chan is here!! Woohoo. Go son!! Make Daddy proud!! Waiting as hell for "The Invisible Target"!! OMG..He's soo cuuute!! And, he likes Indian movies and wants to do Bollywood numbers with all the dance and music and colours!! Best thing, he thinks Indians must be a happy lot because of the kind of songs in our movies! :)

P.S.: He thinks Mallika Sherawat is down to earth and that gives him the impression that all Indians must be like that!! ROFLMAO.


P.P.S.: Isn't he a total copy of Jackie Chan?!

On why Blogger is so slow.

I don't know. But it sucks BIG time!!!!!!!

MAC and Cheese!! Almost.

Not gonna write another "I'm Back" post. Let's just say, I'm back. For now, atleast. OK, now don't give me that look.

Now, cooking is really not the kind of thing I'd like to waste my time on. Net surfing is. But like most people of my age would agree, sometimes, just sometimes, your parents want you to do just the things you hate to do. Because they knew how to do it when they were your age. Because Vinton Cerf was still trying to figure out how to impress Robert Kahn and the whole world with his stupendous discovery-Internet. Because Television still featured just a one hour daily music show - Chitrahar. Because they were obedient to their parents unlike you. After all, what would we know of a world where football was still played bare foot! I say, what's great in making a round, kinda thin, wafer-like thing with dough and then heating it over one of early man's earliest inventions?
Nonetheless, just to win some good points with my parents and more because of shtoopid MTNL's shhhtoopid-broadband-that-won't-work, I thought, what the hell, I might as well try and see what the whole fuss is all about. And I did.
As is my habit, I had already imagined what happy faces my parents would be and what "WHaa..??" face my brother would be after tasting the masterpiece of the master-chef! I chose the supposedly-easy way to this. Teh Microwave.

BAKED MACARONI AND CHEESE. Sounds simple and delicious.
I had told mum not to come in the way. Because I was gonna do it all by myself. Without any help. And then she would know how generous He had been with her daughter.

I'm not gonna share the whole recipe with you guys just like the guys at Bukhara probably won't. As Howard Roark said, "Selfishness is a virtue".
Anyway, it took me around half an hour to complete all except the last step which seemed to be the easiest because it required of me only to sit and watch my sweat and blood (not literally) transform into "a hearty dish featuring pasta and shredded cheese baked to perfection" in the microwave oven.
What turned out instead, was this :



NOT MY FAULT!! It said "MICROWAVE SAFE BOWL", DAMN IT!! Humans can err. Not cook-books, right? Yeah, the supposedly "microwave-safe bowl" got baked along with cheese! Okay, so turns out, it has mentioned in a somewhat hidden place in the beginning that Plastic Microwave-safe bowl should not be used at 250 degree Celsius "Convection Function" and that metal dishes or glass ceramics should be used instead. But, WHATEVER!! It should have been RIGHT THERE!! So while I shouted away alone in the darkness, the evil plastic fumes made their way through the interwoven web of cheese and macaroni! What I regret is, I could have tasted a bit of it while making it. But then, nobody knows why good people suffer!
P.S. : Do tell me how you liked the new look of my blog.

Hi! :)

Okay. Here I go. Well, this is a "Hi" post. (Yeah, Yeah, congratulations, you win, you guessed it right.) So, since I had already wasted a lot of time searching for the perfect blog skin (plus I have absolutely no knowledge of HTML and stuff and so, have absolutely no idea how to customize a blog skin according to my taste)..I thought Ah, what the hell, by the time I get over with this dumb thing, I might even get so sick of it that I might give up the idea of writing a blog altogether. So, well the template might be temporary or not. I might stick with it. Okay, so what is this blog about..frankly,I have no idea until I start writing.

P.S.: Anyone willing to do one's bit for the society by helping me out with my template is welcome. :)