Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hello Hi chhodiye.


Let me start this on a good note so that you know that this post will come to an end just like all good things do. Hee hee hee.

Yay..so i made a new record by swimming from Pragati Maidan to India Gate non-stop!! Which basically means that i swam 30 lengths of the swimming pool without a stop and each length being 30 m, that makes it 30x30 m which comes out to be umm..900m? Yeah. That's pretty much the distance I'm talking about. If only we were in the Pandavas' era, still and Delhi was Indraprastha, still and submerged with water from Pragati Maidan to India Gate, still..

I hate to have people I know swim beside me. Because, you know, besides the fact that I'm a drown - swimmer, the one that always keeps the life savers on high alert, the swimming pool is my place. I don't want to socialise in there, for God's sake! Thanks to my father, now, I know this guy (who, BTW, is 28 but, looks 19. Yes, you're right, he is in fact, a twin. Not that I'm 28! No way!) and all the time I was trying to avoid saying Hi.

Coming to the point now. I can't believe myself. This is how tired I am of saying Hiiiiis, Heyyyyys and How ARE you?!?!(s) and making unnecessary small talks with people I don't care about or don't want to care about..ever.

Considering..that once upon a time, I really did believe that there is no evil. That everyone had good in them. I loved people. Everyone. And then came the realization of truth when I came to know the world as a gene pool highly adulterated with recessive, defective, selfish, hypocritical alleles. Shortly afterwards, I got the halo behind my head.


P.S.: Do you know you can get a sprain in the greater toe of your left foot? Take care.

39 comments:

bondgal_rulz said...

"Considering..that once upon a time, I really did believe that there is no evil. That everyone had good in them. I loved people. Everyone. And then came the realization of truth when I came to know the world as a gene pool highly adulterated with recessive, defective, selfish, hypocritical alleles."

In other words, you met Amith. :D

And if he IS a twin, shouldn't you be interested in talking to him? :O

DPhatsez said...

Kudos on the swimming bit!
Congrats on the realisation of 'NO GOOD' in people :)

psst..I let you in on a secret. The halo on your head. It's an illusion :)

\m/

Creation said...

The halo is there if you want to be and it vanishes the moment you realise it's there...

so, be happy.. it's gone! :-)

As for the guy.. is he good-looking? ( lol)

Andd.. yesss.. even i hate small talk.. it just doesn't make sense...

Arnab Majumdar said...

"And then came the realization of truth when I came to know the world as a gene pool highly adulterated with recessive, defective, selfish, hypocritical alleles..." Very true. Google Darwin Awards, and you'll get all the proof you need for that :D

Witty post as always... liked it.

There's a award waiting for you on my blog... and it has an expiry period. Hurry and get it!

I was kidding about the expiry period though... cheers :P

sarika said...

hmm interesting post..(so that's wat u were thinking while swiming;p
last para.. lolz i rememb wen u used to luv everyone n always found reasons to justify people's behaviour..(bt still the halo vanishes sumtimes)
congrats on ur first award!!(can imagine u dng chandler dance;D
rock d blogger's world!!:))

Dream'R said...

I have to serious work on my timing...seems like 5 people beat me to the punch!! and even miss exam freak is tryin to make witty comments!!..;-)

u know i d hate makin small talk while i swim too..i e if i knew how to swim..!! the horror of all the near death drownin incidents..ufff!!!

Dream'R said...

@isha - therz this contraption called a mirror...try usin it...xams gettin to your head sweety ;-) ...now go PRACTIsE badminton!! buhahahaha

अनिल कान्त : said...

interesting post ..and u write so good.
love it


मेरी कलम - मेरी अभिव्यक्ति

Anurag said...

Now Why would one try to socialize while swimming....Don't get it ..

btw U know swimming ...Teach me naa!

Aupsy-The cOOlest One!! said...

lol...the concept of gene pool is the coolest aspect of this post... :)

n yeah takin it off frm a swimming pool proves the extents which ur imaginaton can break... hehe :)

Dr. Acula said...

@Isha: O Gawwwwwd!! Is it still on, then?? :P

Yeah..not so much in the swimming pool..No! Besides, I did not want you to have any insecurity issues. You only are my TRUE wala twin. Heh heh. :P

P.S.: Where the hell is your blog now?? :-O

@DPhatsez: Slow motion NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

Dr. Acula said...

@Kriti: What?? *slow motion hoarse-voiced NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!*

Oh, he was real cute!!!! Honestly, I didn't want him to see the drown-certainly-not-attractive faces I make while swimming. lol.

Dr. Acula said...

@Arnab:OMG!! Darwin Awards..where did you get this?!! ROFL!! :D :D

Oh, thanks! :D

Awwww..thanks SOOO much for the award!!! :D :D :D :D

Dr. Acula said...

@Sarika: Hehe..yeah.

You're right..The halo does disappear sometimes. I'm such a good person..kya karu! :P

Ohh..and thanks!! :D :D

Dr. Acula said...

@Amith: Arreyy!! You can always drown-swim!! I've been doing it for 10 years now!! It is the easiest way to learn that everything is moh-maaya and to achieve nirvana!!

P.S.:Badminton?? Where?? How?? Why?? Whaa..? You just want to buhahaha to anything!! uff!!

Dr. Acula said...

@Anil Kaant: Oh, thanks a lot!! :D

Dr. Acula said...

@Anurag: You won't get it..Yeh delhi hai meri jaaaaaan. :P

I've mailed you the fee details. Check it out! :p

Dr. Acula said...

@Ayushman: Hehe..I don't think imagination deserves much credit there. Mostly, the 2 years of cramming up of Biology (till the time it got into my blood) in school!! :P

bondgal_rulz said...

YAY!! to that. :) Now I'm the TRUE waala twin in addition to the TRUE waala friend. :) :)

Oh, it is undergoing transformation right now. It'll be back soon. Keep waiting, don't give up on it. :)

Dr. Acula said...

@Isha: Sure as hell not giving up on my TRUE waala twin!!! ;) ;) ;P Gawwwd..how lame are we!!! LOL :D

Prianca said...

I have to admit that you indeed have a very addictive blog.
Really nice.
i like, i like...

nd i totally realte with u regarding the concept of unnecessary hi's and hello's and having to pretend about ppl we really dont give care about.
nice!!!

Cursed♪♫ said...

Hi !!
Thanks a ton for following my blog!!
You have a sweet blog!
Do come back someday!
Take Care!

Dream'R said...

The way i like i m at risk as it is..u want me to add drown swimming to that list??..i d rather stay away from that level of nirvana my dear...mujhe chod do...u can drown swim all u want..just dont forget to come back and keep posting...;-)

and badminton...apni TWIn se pooch lo...i m not giving anythin away...that madam is on a revengeful badminton mission...;-)...and btw..u just agreed ki that is a mugambo waala laugh...buhahahahaha!!

Rahul Viswanath said...

Doc I 2nd you ...... No 2 minds on that :)

Bullshee said...

Yes, I get the no chitchatting while I'm working out think. Rocks the rythm...

But 30 laps...that leaves me impressed...hmmm...

Dr. Acula said...

@Prianca: Hey, hey!! :D Aaah..That is SO sweet..Thank you so much!! :D :)


@Juhi: Oh, thanks! :)
You bet I will!!! :D

Dr. Acula said...

@Amith: Arrrreey!! :-O You're just making things up!! I DID NOT agree..LOL (Muhahaha)

Oh..okie. Let's play Badminton. I'm guhreat at badminton!! :P

@Rahul: Hehe.. ;-)

Dr. Acula said...

@Bulshee: Oh, thank GOD, my 30 laps pay off then!! LOL :D :P

peter said...

I can't swim For swimmer's sake :P
I have this fear of water (not hydrophobia though) !!

and this line provokes the biotechnologist in me :P


"I came to know the world as a gene pool highly adulterated with recessive, defective, selfish, hypocritical alleles."

too good ;)

Mads said...

:| i've missed so much of ur blog because of stupid exams :|
anyway :-w
cool post and :O wow u swim? damn cool =) keep up the good work..
and its so true...even i was an innocent kiddo like u believing there is no evil in this world...and now going through a phase where u cant fake anymore and be nice to everyone :|
cool post...and i will watch out for the p.s. warning :-s

neeraj_only said...

saw this post many times...wanted to read and enjoy it....at 2 am in morning me really enjoyed it....hehe....

It was as if i'm listening to one talkative girl....err dracula..hehe

Sneezy Melon said...

Ok first things first. I read it. Go dance.

Umm...I, being a person who works out twice a day everyday since January, could just make it to 34 *genuinely* non stop lengths, and you fragile piece of bone and flesh managed 30? Ohk. So possible. *Smirks* *Applauds Slowly*

"unnecessary small talks with people I don't care about or don't want to care about..ever."
WHY GOD WHY? WHY AM I NOT ONE OF THEM?? WHY?!!

"Shortly after, I got the halo behind my head."
Shortly afterwards, you mean, eh?

Dr. Acula said...

@Peter: He He. :D

Hmm..so it is fear of water..yet, not hydrophobia. Ohkie..That is totally normal(NOT).

Oooh..u study biotechnology??? That is SO cool!! :D :D I love bio!! :)

@Mads: Hey hey hey!! Yay..nice to see you here!! I see..you've already caught up with most of it! :D

Oh yeah..I love to swim!! =)

Oh, the PS, you betta!! ;o)

Dr. Acula said...

@Neeraj: Hehe..glad u enjoyed it!1 :D :D

Ohh..LOL..I think I should make a Podcast version of this blog. LOL. :D

@Sneezy Melonyyy: *ignoring you* Yeah ..whatever..so you're like finally reading my blog. Don't care anyway..*still ignoring* ;)

Oh, whatever..go ahead..don't believe like anything else I say. Huh!!! X-( And LOL..did you just call me a 'fragile piece of bone and flesh'. OMG. ROFLMAO. :D :D :D Heh Heh. Now you can't say I'm getting fat. LOL. Fragile is sure not fat, is it????

And God wants to tell you that..You're not one of them BE-CAUSE..umm??? You're blessed, honey. :-* :-* :-* (wet ones) ;)

Achaa theek hai..the water had entered my head through my ENM (ear, nose, mouth) and I wrote the post even before you slapped my back to make me vomit out water Flinstone style, so it is like..totally pardonable, Mr. English ke baadshah!!

Sneezy Melon said...

Lol. Ignoring me? *Oh please please please read my blog naa! Please please please! I'm ignoring you but please red my blog!* Pathetic.

Umm..Fat and fragile are two different things, kid. Don't worry. You'll learn.

Yuck!

zzzzzzzzzz..huh! Oh, sorry. You were saying?

ApocalypsE said...

wow congrats on your 900m...

if you hate hi so much, i wonder how do you start a conversation...

like those wanna-be dudes, whazzup... thats pathetic...

Actually i'm tired of whazzup, people started using as if its some cool word...

Chronicwriter said...

and all i do is pee in the swimming pool..
:P

chriz

Dr. Acula said...

@Sneeze: Abbbey chal! ;) Kid, who? :P

@Apocalypse: Thanks! hahaha..no i'm not tired of Hi's. lol..no. That was not really the point. LOL.

Hey yo sup?

@Chronicwriter: I knew it was you!! :P

workhard said...

Damn..u must be real bitter.. thats ok.. people are allowed to.. im like that 90% of the time ;)

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