Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Grrr..

I can't sleep!! And yes, for those who have doubts, I do sleep!! Not the mosquitoes this time. No sir, they've well been taken care of by ALL-OUT (with extra MMR). It is that time of the year again when I'm reeeeally missing Rahul, the guy who does the annual servicing of our Air Conditioners! But, it's not that either!

My sleep has been broken!!!! I hate sleep-breakers!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!! Cause you don't want what happens next...But, you've dunnit..you've just hit the right button..and it's coming..you know that..


*HATE FUMES *


I've been hit by blank calls!! I mean, for God's sake, it was okay during the day..but 1:30 in the morning..Grr..PEOPLE SLEEP DAMMIT!! Go, go!!..tell all your bat friends about it!!

If this is the same sick person who, not long ago, pledged to mess with my peace of mind,"Tsch Tsch" for falling to such levels"!!!! SLEEP BREAKING??? You are sure going to bloody bloody HELL, dude!! Also, "Uh, Uh!"..you ain't even close! Know why?

I was tempted to put this particular number up here..but, guess what, I'm not that mean, evil, mad, deranged, out-of-his/her-mind-person that you are, now..am I?

So..GO!! Whoever you are..I set you free!!

I forgive..and yeah, that was my peace of mind speaking for me!! HELL YEAH, I'm a Taurean and I'm hard. You hit me harder and you'll bounce off to undiscovered universes, I promise ya.

Grr..

It is about time that the world saw the birth of GOD yet again..Evil people need to die and soon.

STOP MESSING WITH THE ZOHAN, EVERYONE!!

Grr..

P.S.:- Blank calls?? I mean reeeally..!! They're so out of fashion. Haven't you heard...missed calls are the new blank calls!!

P.P.S.: Zohan is me.

*Yawn*

Wow..I'm yawning! See how forgiving I am?

63 comments:

Rahul Viswanath said...

Have fun with your crank calls ........ Sleep well !!!

Hopeless Romantic said...

have fun...u cn improve ur swear vocab next time when a blank call comes...seems like someone is increasing his CTC by dialing from the company phone :P...tk care!!

Dream'R said...

haha.."those who have doubts"...gotcha ;-)...toh secret admirer eh..hmmm..niceee....ek simple si remedy bataa do..aree yaar silent pe kardo na phone!!...uff!!!

and once again - TAUREANS rock...hehe...u keep sayin tat and i ll keep sayin this..;-)

I wish to make this comment more informative par kya kare sleep is not my most knowledgable subject...;-)...

Chronicwriter said...

you should be lucky to get blank calls even at nyte.. no one calls me even during the day time

www.chronicwriter.com

Anurag said...

ohh is it the one who called u up and said that's my number :P

btw me a taurean too :P...Our b'day's are coming :)

sarika said...

oh blank calls...(seriosly sum people r a big time L-)
u knw wat!! i say when he calls showr ur frustations on him...(bhag jaega dar ke...;)) n there will be anothr post in his yaad;p

Twisted Elegance.... said...

Poor someone wants to talk to you. Poor someone has fallen for you.

:D

P.S Putting the phone on silent mode will solve this problem

ramya said...

oh wow! Secret admirers! Carry on Jaani ;-)! Carry on Jaani with your sleep ofcourse :P!
If your phone cant be put to a silent mode :P, you can always learn some bhaari bharkam abuses and shout them in one go... your secret admirer(:P) will surely run away! ;-)
Have a good sleep :-)

bondgal_rulz said...
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bondgal_rulz said...

Kya yaar !! you should have put the number up na. Why be so politically correct ?? :O

And they are SOOO outta fashion man...I remember giving/receiving blank calls back when I was in class 8!

A very practical remedy has been suggested by Amith already....I have another one...start playing Altaaf Raja/ Himesh Reshamiya songs next time you get those calls. :D

Cheers

wild iris said...

haha, hate fumes...i'm so scared :D but honestly, try blank calling the guy back? (yes it's a guy. for sure.)

Arnab Majumdar said...

Hehe... can somewhat understand how that'd feel, getting a blank call in the middle of the night :D although, you should have posted the number here. That would have been a lot of fun, wouldn't it??

:D Take care, and sleep tight :P

Cheers...

peter said...

'Stop messing with zohan':P
LOL thats kinda fits in ;)

and i am glad I am a guy and guys dun get blank calls/or threat calls, unless you are VIVEK OBEROI and you have kinda messed with the Zohan ..errr SALMAN :P

Siya said...

@Rahul: Yeah, fun! LOL. :D

@Amit: He He..I'm really working hard on my swear vocab, you know!!

Siya said...

@Amith: Arrrrreeeey Haaaaaan!!! Ye toh maine socha hi nahi!!! :P secret admirer?? my foot..PEST is a more apt word!!! YEAH..great to be part of a Mutual Admiration Society!! :P

@ Chronicwriter: HaHaHa. I feel so much better now. :P :D

Siya said...

@Anurag: I wish I knew...It was a blank call!!! LOL. :D Couldn't be him..wo toh intelligent banda tha..havent had a more interesting telephone conversation ever! :D
Arrey waah..TAUREANS rock :P I've got reason to say this once more!

@sarika: Ah, right!!! So that he gets what he wants!! Grr..if he calls again..Grr..

Siya said...

@Twisted Elegance: Poor?! He ain't no poor!!
Thanks for the suggestion, BTW. :P

@Ramya: Haha..Im tempted to say.."Jaani..jinke ghar sheeshe ke hote hain..woh dusron pe patthar nahi phenkte!"Yesh..im taking a crash courses in abuses..yet to graduate!

Nice to see you here!! :D

Siya said...

@Isha: Politically correct hu..Wahi toh naa..ye kabakht dil..!!! *kal ho na ho style* ROFLMAO. See..I can make jokes and then laugh at em myself! Never mind the joke. ;-))

I KNOWW!! Blank calls are like..so last millennium!! Hehe..yeah ..love your suggestion!! I'll have to go ask my irritating neighbor for some Himesh songs first!! Altaaf Raja??? Ye kaun hai?? :-O :-O. *off to google*

Siya said...

@wild iris: Dekhaaa..I can be scary!! What, seriously now, what??? Like im dat vella!!! :P

Siya said...

@Arnab: Yeah..but then, I wouldn't have been able to maarofy that line naa! Forgiving waala! :P

@Peter: LOL..poor Vivek! :D

Creation said...

A kick-ass blog if I ever read one!!

A.W.E.S.O.M.N.E.S.S.!!!


Blogrolling you...

Keep blogging
Cheers!
:-)

Thousif Raza M.B said...

hey the xtra mmr pun was really good

hi i am a 1st time reader of ur blog and yes i liked it,

but stil there is something missing,hmmm whats it?

hmmm, yes i got it, sizzle, ur blog has less sizzle

but ur earlier posts and this one too till some xtent has less sizzle, ramya's blog has that sizzle, and read the below listed blog and u will get to know what i am xactly talking abt....

sayesha.blogspot.com



but none the less, its good, but if u wanna make it the best, bring in the sizzle...



take care and keep writing........

Dream'R said...

u said it again...TAUREANS ROCK!!!...hehe..one more suggestion...make a conference call with Isha on the line...;-)...therzz nothin more we can do to hurt the guy...

ok now she s gettin ready to slap me..chalo me outta ere

Dream'R said...

well i beg to differ...i think its so hot and sizzling...u can even hear the sizzle waala sound...;-)..

bondgal_rulz said...

So I've this all figured out now....Siya, the secret admirer is none other than Amith!!

Yes, sad as it may be, but he's the one. :P

And he wants me to come on conference so that I can help him in his ulterior motives. :|

@ Amith - You could have just asked me ya, and I'd have been more than ready to help. :P :D

bondgal_rulz said...

@ Amith - You think a slap is all that you'll get for this gustaakhi ??? *raised eyebrows*

Siya said...

@Creation: Gee, Thanks SO MUCH!!! :D :D You're sweet!
See you around!! :) :)

Siya said...

@Thousif Raza M.B: Appreciate your honesty man. Really do.

But hey, it is my blog..and it's for me to throw up whatever pieces of crap I want to!

Don't really care if it is not sizzling enough for you!

Peace.

Siya said...

@Amith and Isha: YOU GUYS!!! ROFLMAO :D :D

@Amith: THANKYOU SO MUCH!! Bada wala..as u can guess..CAPS ON!! lol. :D

HAHAHA..Get him Isha!! Get him!! I've added the numbers to my Blacklist..so the problem's solved!!

@Isha: HAHAHA...Riiiight!! ;D ;P Ab mujhe bhi shak ho raha hai..."raises one eyebrow*!!
LOL.

Dream'R said...

@ isha - wow you got me there sherlock!! awesome deduction...how doo u do it??...and what do u mean by i shouldve asked u?? u smsed me her number remember!! might as well come clean now isha...

not just a slap?? r u going to sing also??!! some one get me ear plugs..pronto!!

Dream'R said...

@siya - sorry yaar..WE just couldnt stand the fact that you were sleeping well...guilty as charged...pls forgive US...bolo isha..stop looking at the floor!!

Chriz said...

and i had a problem with mosquitoes... check it out in my latest post.. a repartee?

Thousif Raza M.B said...

ok, the sizzle i was talking abt is rgt there when u commented to my comment

the 'peace' line is awesome...


good you have improved, u can say thx to me anytime ;)

peace out....... ;)

Thousif Raza M.B said...

and i almost forgot ;)



take care and keep writing..................

Siya said...

@Amith: Your office work is making you go crazy!!! :P Lol..you almost sound like me!!

@Isha: Bolo Isha..bolo bolo!!! *demanding-an-explanation look*

bondgal_rulz said...

*Looks here and there and tries to avoid the accusatory glances*

*Starts biting nails too!!*

"Uhhh, well, the thing is, actually...., uhh, what happened was...ummm...oh! wtf! WE just wanted you to have dark circles so that no other guy line maarofies on you except our dear Amith. :P :D"

I'm sorry but what was I to do?? Main tto dharam sankat mein thi!! That's why I became a part of the plan. :|

@ Amith - So much for being a friend. Huh!!

And no, mera gaana sunne ke liye you'll have to do loads of good karma. Period. :P

Dream'R said...

@siya - mi lordd...mi lordd...i object!!..the truth is..yes i ll have to let it out..sorry isha..therz just no other way...mi lord i hope you remember a past blog entry of yours regarding beauty contests and how there was this contest wherein both u and isha could participate in..well mi lord..the truth is..isha realised quite late that you would def win the contest and she would only finish second..so she planned out this game of deceit and trickery so that you would end up with dark circles and she would have a better chance..

yes mi lord..it sounds strange but as you know truth is stranger than fiction...thats all mi lord..i ask of you to give this poor soul one more chance to redeem herself..it is a request..

@isha..see i m being a friend..i requested for another chance for u..;-)

bondgal_rulz said...

@ Amith - Tch tch.....never ever in my wildest dreams had I thought that you'll stoop to such low levels to gain Siya's trust !!

@ Siya - Men, I tell you!

P.S. Please don't block me from commenting on your blog. :D You can do that to Amith for sure. :D

ApocalypsE said...

Thats why you switch off your mobile before you sleep...

I hate sleep breakers...Once I yelled at my friend for calling me at 11 something and he called again like 10 mins later to apologize...

people... wat can I say...;)

Dhanya said...

Arreyyyy! Switch off your cell phone when u go off to sleep. I always do. I don't allow anyone to mess up with my sleep either ;)

Siya said...

@Apocalypse: Haha...wow!! That must ave been something!! i tell you..Evil people!!

@Dhanya: Totally doing that now! sick people!

Siya said...

@Amith

@Isha


Uh..okie..*clears throat*



BANANA HAMMOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

bondgal_rulz said...

You watch a lot of Scrubs don't you ?? :P

Dream'R said...

and wats wrong in watching scrubs??!!!!...

Twisted Elegance.... said...

How would you like to receive a non-blank call? :D

bondgal_rulz said...

@ Amith - When did I even imly anything like that ?? :O

Twisted Elegance.... said...

@Purple Hole blog
Your comment section is so so interesting! I love it!

:)

Dream'R said...

@ isha - when did i imply that you implied something?? hehe ;-)...whos blog do u wanna argue in nxt??hehe

Siya said...

@Isha: *fake smiling* Yeah...well.

@Amith: YEAH! Show Todd some love!! *Mental Hi5* LOL

To herself: "And here they go again...." said the narrator with a twinkle in his eyes.

I hope Arnab doesn't kill me now! *ducks again*

Siya said...

@Twisted Elegance: WowW!! Well, I want to thank Isha and Amith for being so kind, helpful and innovative..for coming up with multiple-theories about dark circles and secret admirers for making this particular comments section as awesome(D-U-M-B) as it is!! AND ALL my blog readers, especially those who leave simply kick-ass comments!! And God..and my parents..! And yes, How can I forget...Ekta Kapoor..for giving me my first break!! :D :D :D

IcE MaiDeN said...

first.. i loved ur post!! i was lik :O :P :D ROFL... lolz..

second, wht d heck is goin on here?!!! lolz..the three of u made a good fighting spectacle.. lolz. lolz lolz. :)

nice blog. i agree wid amith, i can hear d sizzle sound too.. hehe. :)

Creation said...

GAWDD!!

The convo going on between the occasional 'comments' is too god-damn-hilarious!!

You guys are awesome!

Thanks for the comment on my blog..
And well.. calling me sweet?
Err.. you'll have to bite your tounge later! LOL

You'll sure as hell see a lot of me around.
Take care.
Ciao! :-)

bondgal_rulz said...

@Siya - :P

You are doing a lot of ducking nahi ?? :P I'm sure you'll get better with time. :P

And why'd Arnab kill you ?:O

@ Amith - You pick. Anyone been nasty to you recently? We'll spam there. :D

And when did I imly that you implied that I implied anything ?? :P :P :P

bondgal_rulz said...

Ooooh just read the other comments. :)

You are welcome Siya. :D *shameless smile*

Dream'R said...

@ isha - hmmm...well come to think of it...the only person who s been mean to me lately is u sugar!! but we r already spamming your blog..so i suggest we stay here..oh wait therz a new post..chalo wahaa chale...;-)

Siya said...

@Annie: Ohhh!!! Thanks SO much!!! :) :) :D

yeah..these two kids have been getting on my nerves like anything!!!

Siya said...

@Creation: He he..thanks! LOL. :D ;P
Chalo..THAT we shall see!
Cheers! :) :)

Siya said...

@Isha: Quack-Quack-Quack by Ms. Quackenbush..Do you know Anne Frank had to write an essay with that title 'cause she was caught chatting away happily with her friends while the teacher was still in class!! Poor girl! I mean, I'm glad I never had to do that.

Don't ask me why I told you that story, again! People just DON'T listen to me anymore..so I have to make them listen, you see!! hehe..that came from the 'ducking' part..neva mind! :P

And Arnab..uhh..Okie..that wasnt as obvious as I thought!! LOL..I just used a line right out of one of is stories naa!! arre..that "narrator with the twinkle in his eyes" wali!! uff!! girls, I tell you!! :P

Siya said...

@Isha: And I was not even nasty to you!!!! EVERRR!!! *crying a buckets full of rivers* :'(

bondgal_rulz said...

All right, all right no more spamming your blog.

Emo crap! *rolls eyes* :P

*Walks away into the sunset with a bowed head* :(

Siya said...

To herself: *phew* So many stories about my many wins to tell to my grandchildren!! *phewwws some more*

alpez said...

so wat does the "purple hole" mean?? is it like a real hole?? or an imaginary one?? i get the purple part, since ur a chic n all...but y hole?? r u depressed?? or...

Dr. Acula said...

Have you ever heard of the black hole? Well, I thought the sub-title explained!! :P I am NOT depressed..haha..read my blog :D