Hello Hi chhodiye.

Let me start this on a good note so that you know that this post will come to an end just like all good things do. Hee hee hee.

Yay..so i made a new record by swimming from Pragati Maidan to India Gate non-stop!! Which basically means that i swam 30 lengths of the swimming pool without a stop and each length being 30 m, that makes it 30x30 m which comes out to be umm..900m? Yeah. That's pretty much the distance I'm talking about. If only we were in the Pandavas' era, still and Delhi was Indraprastha, still and submerged with water from Pragati Maidan to India Gate, still..

I hate to have people I know swim beside me. Because, you know, besides the fact that I'm a drown - swimmer, the one that always keeps the life savers on high alert, the swimming pool is my place. I don't want to socialise in there, for God's sake! Thanks to my father, now, I know this guy (who, BTW, is 28 but, looks 19. Yes, you're right, he is in fact, a twin. Not that I'm 28! No way!) and all the time I was trying to avoid saying Hi.

Coming to the point now. I can't believe myself. This is how tired I am of saying Hiiiiis, Heyyyyys and How ARE you?!?!(s) and making unnecessary small talks with people I don't care about or don't want to care about..ever.

Considering..that once upon a time, I really did believe that there is no evil. That everyone had good in them. I loved people. Everyone. And then came the realization of truth when I came to know the world as a gene pool highly adulterated with recessive, defective, selfish, hypocritical alleles. Shortly afterwards, I got the halo behind my head.


P.S.: Do you know you can get a sprain in the greater toe of your left foot? Take care.

The great Indian (hyper-extended) family.

She entered the restaurant with her not-so-much, yet-younger brother in tow. As she went ahead, carving her path through a sea of people, protecting her little (sneers) brother from the evils of the world, she almost had to do a Matrix to escape a well, let's say, a healthy Aunty wearing a vulgar over-sequined saree, who, in a fit of laughter (induced by vulgarly fat Uncle husband's joke), was falling over her unknowingly. She survived even as the Aunty gave her a threatening look on seeing the look of disgust on her face.

She was about to reach her table. Suddenly, her path was blocked by a couple of three year olds who were dragging a chair back and forth making screeching noises and another couple who were shouting cheers for them in a shrill, very shrill voice. The chalktrauma* made her want to pull her hair out, kick off the kids in different directions and retire to the Himalayas for-ever. But, she survived. Because all she could think of in that one moment was that why was it called 'back and forth' when 'forth and back' makes more sense because 'back' is when you come 'back' from 'forth'. Her therapy classes had really helped with her grave anger issues by teaching her how to divert her mind.

She sat on her chair, only to find that it wasnt't there. She fell, hurt. Fat aunty had borrowed the chair without asking if it was needed. She survived, still. She took it as a positive thing to have happened. It suddenly brought life into her lazy self. 'Art of the living' classes weren't a bad idea, after all.

She almost had laryngitis from having to shout at the top of her voice to be audible to her parents sitting across the table because a group of fat kitty-party aunties were so amicably fake-complimenting each other's sarees and just by-the-way bitching about their daughter-in-laws, their cacophonous, high pitched voices echoing through the hall (hell). She cursed them with the Swine Flu.

What can you say about an almost(still) 20 year old who survived?

That she loved people.

The Obnoxious, The Unbelievably Annoying and The Incredibly Stupid.

They never ceased to amaze her.

P.S.: 'She loved people' was an alternate title. But then, I decided to go with the 'family' one because I figured that to make an impactful speech, you've got to include the 'parivaar' feeling somewhere.

P.P.S.: Heh. I loved third person talk!! Weird..but, doing more of it for sure. :D

P.P.P.S.: I haven't taken any of those classes, just FYI.



*Chalktrauma (chawk' traw ma) - n. The body's reaction to someone running his fingernails down a chalkboard. Source: Sniglets

My thoughts become things!

My thoughts become things..

My thoughts become things..

My thoughts become things..

No, this is not me going crazy. This is me on the path of achieving every damn thing I want!! All I have to do is say this line over and over again to myself till the time I start believing in it. Yes!! I've just started reading this book.."The Secret" by Rhonda Byrne. It's been lying with me for a long time now but it wasn't until today that I found the time and more importantly, the will to read it. (It was gifted to my father to "enhance his powers". Teehee. My father has his set of fans. Me on top, of course.) I had to go on this long metro ride today and so, I kept it in my bag. I've just read through 17 pages and this book has so much of positive energy in it, I love it!!! Mostly because, crazy, insecure person that I am, it feels real good to have some reassurance once in a while. And this book promises me that I could achieve anything, like simply anything if only I tame my mind to focus on all the good thoughts and all the things I want to do and want to have. Which means I can be a film-maker/really rich person/writer/psychologist/have the guy of my dreams which well might be..err..ranbir kapoor/SRK/my own band with me as the lead singer and lots of other things I want so bad and all in this one life. That is SO COOL!! So, it wasn't bad to dream all these years, was it! Heeeheee..I wish..

As usual, when left alone for a long long time with no one to talk to, my Broca Motor's speech area is in a hyper-excited state right now and so, you can expect this post to be very long and verry random!

BTW, yes, SRK is forgiven. I just realized how much I love him and he's just SO ADORABLE!!! And, it happens..with everyone..everyone has weak moments. I just saw Mandira interviewing him like couple of minutes back on 'Extra Shots' and GAWD, those dimples!!! And I love everything about him..what he says, his super-rocking attitude - everything. I love you always and forever, Shahrukh. :) I am sorry. :(

Also, I love dada and I want to apologise to him too. I remember the time we met him in London, shopping in a Marks and Spencers store and how sweet he'd been to me and my brother and my parents. He's such a sweetheart!!! :) :)

AND I'm SO SO happy that KKR WON!!! WOOOOOOOOOT!!! :D :D :D

Anyhoo, done with apologies and back to the randomness. So while I was sitting in the metro and reading the book, the girl next to me was obviously trying to read it too. I could totally see that from the corner of my eye and so, I decided to help her and positioned the book slightly more to her side. After all, no one should be deprived from knowing "The Secret" naa. And she turned out to be a twin. Like, another one!! Not an identical twin, of course. They are way too many to count. I've had people complaining to me about how rude I was to not wave back to them when they saw me at a party/another party/in a general store/near India Gate. DU-H. It wasn't me! I mean twin in the sense..she not only felt no shame in admitting that she was burrying her nose in my book, she even started discussing the subject of the book with me. Cool, na? Yes, I have this weird habit of spotting my twins. See, it's because I've started not liking people in general and then, when I do think someone is SO LIKE ME(!!!) and all..I say it. Of course, there's always the possibility of people running away from me, thinking me to be a crazy, love-deprived person or something. But, what the heck! I take chances on them. And I can judge them to be that person in the slightest of interactions. I've found two such people in real life and they're 'friends for life' now, as I pretty much expected the first time I met them. So, I'm not really that freaky person who just clings to every other person she likes. I'm actually a lot more psychic.

BTW, Delhi Metro is very well on the path of becoming the next DTC bus service. I mean, they stopped at Kashmere Gate for at least 8 minutes just to gather the maximum possible number of stinking, obnoxious passengers they could in that time.

I think I should really get a pepper spray. Those creepy self-defence workshops teach you the stupidest of stuff which is totally unpractical. I remember the time they came to our college and demonstrated how to get hold of a guy's hand, use it to turn him around violently, jab elbow into his stomach and then lift him up, only to throw him back down..if he tries to touch your hand with his while traveling in a DTC bus. Errrr?? My parents think I'll make all the men in Delhi go blind. Like I'm that mad!

I'm very happy because couple of days back, I really cheered up a friend who was feeling really depressed and alone. He's really a kind of happy-go-lucky rare variety of a guy and it was probably the first time ever that I've heard him so depressed. And it feels just great. Because it was done over yahoo chat and yet, I could make him ROFL. I think I'll be a great psychologist some day. If you're reading, I want to tell you that you're the sweetest guy ever and you simply rock!!! And you know I say stuff only when I really really mean it. :) :)

I just realized the number of times I've used really in that paragraph!

Today is the birthday of one such person who really influenced my life in a great way and taught me so much when I was so young. She was my middle school class-teacher. I miss her. I want to call her..but don't have her number. HAPPY BIRTHDAYYYY ANJU Ma'am!!!! :) :) You'll always be near the top of my favorite people list!!

Before you read the P.S. section, let me tell you that I'm not a mad person and that it was written way before SRK was forgiven, but could not be published because blogger was acting real slow. Or was it MTNL? Who cares?

Yes.

You can go ahead now.

P.S.:-For the while that I'm not on talking terms with Shahrukh, I've found myself a new idol and I have a very valid reason to like him. "Zindagi Jhandawa, Fir bhi Ghamandwa". Yess Boss, you heard it right. If you think my faith in humanity is totally shaken and hence, this, you're wrong. I've started believing in it. Yups. And guess, what! this person is the Shahrukh of Bhojpuri films! Do I need say any more???

This is why.

The thing that most people missed out while defining 'friends' on Urban Dictionary is that they are the people who just love to annoy the crap out of you, especially if you are too honest about things. Well, some of them. Sometimes.

Some recent digs my friends made at (study-leave-)me included these:

"Whaaaa..?? Haahahaha..You are SUCH A NERD!!! Hahaha...Past six months you were working more than 50 hours a week in your..whatever you call it..your office and now you're studying more than 50 hours a day!!! Shit man."

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F:Heyy!! I just called to check ..you aren't drinking too much, are you??

I: What??!! I don't drink...you know that!!!
F: But, New year's..
I: COME ON NOW, that was just a sip! You're mad! Plus, you know I haven't the time to go out and have fun, really!!
F: Yeah..that's pretty much why I called!! Dev D..remember? People drink in depression!?
I: What??!! AARGH..I'm not depressed!! Shoo.!! Shoo..!! Shoooo!!!!

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I: Hiiii!!!!! Long time yaar!!!! Sup??
Friend's friend: Nothing..college..masti...u tell??
I: Nothing..padhai and all..on study leave..
FF: Oh..so your life's in deep shit, eh?? *evil laugh*
I: If you insist...that is.

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P.P.S.: My dreams are getting weirder day by day and also, a lot more symbolic. I want a sound sleep so bad. Hmph.


Update: I've removed the Ravi Kissen picture. He is just SO UGLY. Ugh. It was put up only to tease Shahrukh..but now that we're back together..Shoo. You have no place in my heart or on my blog.

I-Pee-Hell is SO ON!!

Even though I'm sure as hell that an evil someone is piercing holes in a Voodoo doll version of me at a point very close to the edge (the one to the left side of the arm if I keep it palm-up and to the right side if I keep it knuckles-up) of the elbow hinge of my left arm and a point in my head right above my right ear, I still believe in the existence of a divine superpower, jinhe hum pyaar se, God bolte hain.

I know he's watching me. My every move. I knew it three winks after my freak accident last week when I fell straight on my back and my head and the back side of my limbs and all things in between from a swing at 1.00 a.m. in the morning. Why I was having a nice time doing a Tarzan at the swings at 1 in the morning is remotely important in this context. That it happened within a moment of me uttering just-a-little bad something for someone really bad is what is important. And I swear that was what made me see God - if only for a second there, in a ring of birds, twittering and multi-colored stars, revolving, right above my head, smiling that 'I told you so!' smile, I can tell you he was there. Just FYI, he's got a makeover..nomore looks the way he used to in the Bruce Almighty times. (And YAY!! I got pictures!!! :D :D :D See below.)
It was right there and then that I fully realized the greatness of God eyes - that could see ALL, every damn thing and all, at every single moment. Watching you, they're judging you, calculating and updating your Karma index on god(t)witter.com mini-mini-mini second by mini-mini-mini second and sure as hell, clearing your accounts bit by bit. As my thoughts flew in the direction of Mr. Heisenberg and his uncertainty principle, it suddenly rang a bell as to why he could not accurately measure the momentum and position of an electron in motion at one single moment. Because, however much we may think of ourselves, we are, still, humans, petty earthlings.



You publicly insult Sunil Gavaskar, an elder, apart from being one of the greatest cricketers in the history of Indian cricketers and even though you may have been one of the biggest idols of someone with a heart as pure as pure pasteurized milk for a very very very long time, payback is coming after you. And payback is a biatch, as we very well know. Your very own cricket team may ditch you on the field and bad. Your only two chances at scoring runs - Chrissy baby and Sir Mc Cullum may be out and about in no time. Your almost-captain dada may oh-so-unpredictably(NOT!!) get out in his most favorite caught-behind-the-wicket way, leaving you thinking why he wasted that many balls when that's all he could really end up doing. Howzzat??! Worse, you may even lose by eight wickets to last season's BIGGEST LOSERS in your very first match of I-Pee-Hell 2009!

Kal kya hoga kisko pata....

(To be continued...)

P.S.: I'm still a Shahrukh fan somewhere deep deep deep deep deep down..He just deserves this kinda spanking for his most recent slip-up!

P.P.S.: WOOT!! WOOOT!!!! DELHI DAREDEVILS WON AND HOW!!!!! WOOT!!! WOOT!! WOOOOOOOT!!!!

P.P.P.S.: Damn!! My head!! Just hit the ceiling..now this Voodoo doll thing is driving me crazy!!!!!

Grrr..

I can't sleep!! And yes, for those who have doubts, I do sleep!! Not the mosquitoes this time. No sir, they've well been taken care of by ALL-OUT (with extra MMR). It is that time of the year again when I'm reeeeally missing Rahul, the guy who does the annual servicing of our Air Conditioners! But, it's not that either!

My sleep has been broken!!!! I hate sleep-breakers!!! EVERYONE KNOWS THAT!!! Cause you don't want what happens next...But, you've dunnit..you've just hit the right button..and it's coming..you know that..

*HATE FUMES *

I've been hit by blank calls!! I mean, for God's sake, it was okay during the day..but 1:30 in the morning..Grr..PEOPLE SLEEP DAMMIT!! Go, go!!..tell all your bat friends about it!!

If this is the same sick person who, not long ago, pledged to mess with my peace of mind,"Tsch Tsch" for falling to such levels"!!!! SLEEP BREAKING??? You are sure going to bloody bloody HELL, dude!! Also, "Uh, Uh!"..you ain't even close! Know why?

I was tempted to put this particular number up here..but, guess what, I'm not that mean, evil, mad, deranged, out-of-his/her-mind-person that you are, now..am I?

So..GO!! Whoever you are..I set you free!!

I forgive..and yeah, that was my peace of mind speaking for me!! HELL YEAH, I'm a Taurean and I'm hard. You hit me harder and you'll bounce off to undiscovered universes, I promise ya.

Grr..

It is about time that the world saw the birth of GOD yet again..Evil people need to die and soon.

STOP MESSING WITH THE ZOHAN, EVERYONE!!

Grr..

P.S.:- Blank calls?? I mean reeeally..!! They're so out of fashion. Haven't you heard...missed calls are the new blank calls!!

P.P.S.: Zohan is me.

*Yawn*

Wow..I'm yawning! See how forgiving I am?

ALL about handbags!

"Kuch khaas hai...kuch khaas hai...Kya yehi pyaar hai(?)..Kya yehiiiiii pyaaaaaar haaiii!!! Pyaar hai..shaayad! Ok, I'll just call up Gerard and tell him 'm in love with someone else!"

"So, she's hot, huh?? No no, I'm not talking about my bike (who's a female, FYI) in some freak-ish manner..calling it my first love!! I'm in love with handbags!! I'm obsessed!! Hope Bips won't mind...She was cool with the bikes, you know!! "

"WHAT??!! Did you say handbags?? Yes, I want them..I'm drooling all over em already!! Jaane Tuuu...yaaa Jaane Naa..*chokes and dies*"

"Yeah, I usually write great stuff...but this week, I just can't think of anything other than handbags!! Okay, don't complain..you still have the Sanghvi-licious Veer Sanghvi's article on "Rude Food" to read about!!"

"WoW!!!! I'm puking handbags!!!! AWESOMENESS..."

- - - - Extracts from the personal diaries of Priyanka Chopra, John Abraham, Imran Khan, Seema Goswami and Siya (in that order).

(Click on the links to read their articles!)

P.S.: Hindustantimes.com is yet to upload John's and Seema Goswami's column!

My day in the sun.

I wake up in the morning
And enter the shower
I step out of the bathroom
Only after an hour

I'm drunk on music
I'm smelling of flowers
I'm so full of ideas
Oh, how I love to shower!

I put on my new clothes
There's nothing like pink!
I love the way I look
I give the mirror a wink

It's a great hair day
I let them hang loose
My birthday's in May
Cool, it's getting close!

Humming a love song...
I'm lost
"You're taking so long!!"
"Mumma, don't be so cross!!"

Kajal and Lip gloss
"Mom! I'm almost done!"
Shoes and socks
And I'm out in the sun!

A hip, a hop, a hippety-hop
Today's gonna be my day!
A hip, a hop, a hippety-hop
Hey world, I'm the Deejay!


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My tee is pink no more
My voice hath gone sore
I can't see..what's in my eye!
Oh, wait..am I gonna die?

Sweat, dust, sweat, dust
Why, GOD?? WHY???
I'm tanned, I'm graveled!!
I'm brave, I'm not gonna cry!!

The sun hath no mercy
But, where's the ozone layer?
Oh, wait..that's gone
If only I'd have cared!

They've dug wire graves
all round the city
They say underground wires
will improve connectivity.

Waiting.. the graves are puking dust all around
The wire corpses ditched..for some never come..
Or was it MCD who broke a promise? Hounds!
And so went my day in the sun..

P.S.: If you were looking for a message in the poem (I prefer to call it a song), I'm sorry, there is none. Just a bad day. X(

Can't be miss India?? Insane!! X(

Since the time I was six-ish, I SO DESPERATELY wanted to be Miss Universe. I know one has to be Miss India first. But still! I had this HUGE collection of all the photos of Indian Beauty Queens that appeared in Newspapers, magazines, anywhere which my mum eventually made me throw away while clearing stuff in my room..I don't throw stuff you know..But that's besides the point! The main point is, Imagine my shock when I just discovered two minutes back that even to be a petty "mystique Miss NCR 2009", the eligibility criteria for sending in photos is that you should be 5"3 or taller!! THAT SUCKS!! Even though, I don't really want to be a beauty queen now..not that I can't be (:P)..Does this mean, short people are worthless..not worthy of representing India at an international platform?? Especially..since Indians are not Australians..we aren't very tall in general!! Tell you what, stupid beauty queen contests, it's just the other way round, the shorter ones are way smarter than the taller ones. I have no reason of saying that and it may make no sense to you at all..but It's MY BLOG!! And as a sign of protest, I'm not watching the crowning ceremony that'll be aired tonight for the first time since I was six-ish! Boo.

OMG!! This sucks!! No, I suckk!!

Shit, I've been on the net all day.. and I'm supposed to be studyin! Just not feeling like it..

Anyway, thank you janta for all your opinions!! Shit, the comment part..I DON'T KNOW what to do to fix it!! I suck at these things!! So..I guess there's a curse..I can never get a new template..

Let it be this one only for a while..till the time I figure out what to do!

The reason I'm back here..I just had a very very narrow escape.. Since my mum called two hours ago to tell me that the MAD Surd electrician is coming home to fix a couple of things..I was like NOO!! Because this man..I tell you..he's a nightmare..! Some people..they have this overwhelming ability to dominate everyone..to feel they own every bit of land they step upon..it's scary!! He's a MAD man..and a really funny mad man!! He's just blabbering out stuff..and he's going on and on and on and on and on!!!! Now that my dadi has taken over..talking to him..I'm free!! yipppeee!!More on this later..


Gotta go..study!! :D

100 things I know about me :P

Okay ..so FINALLY do I get to do it (Since I've already done all the boring things boring bored people do for fun - updating my picture collage-have added pictures of Tom Cruise and Jaycee Chan to it! I'm so boring prouda it. He he :D ) ..Tadaaaaa.....My first tag!!!! Isha !!!! Thank you so much girl for tagging me !! :) :D


1. Last drink: Ice cold water to check whether or not I'm in a dream. Have slept so much today..the delusion won't go. ;-) No, that was just to shake myself outta sleep.
2. Last phone call :My besht friend since class second! Probably wanted to tell me about another guy who asked her out. Has been happening a lot these days! Engineering students are such despos, I tell you. :P I told her to let me sleep in peace. Hehe..sorry yaar.
3. Last text message: Last one I got was from an unknown number and I know who it is..one who's taken upon himself to disturb my peace of mind as a challenge. Such a sucker! Doesn't know I know. Not happening, dude.
4. Last song you listened to: 'She will be loved' by Maroon 5 on Amith's blog. God, I love the song!
5. Last time you cried: Right after I wrote my last post. Don't ask why.

HAVE YOU EVER...
6. Dated someone twice:No.
7.Been cheated on? No.
8. Kissed someone & regretted it? No. *Yawn*
9. Lost someone special? Not really.
10. Been depressed? Um. *clearing her throat* DUH!!
11. Been drunk and threw up? No. *Yawns some more*

LIST FOUR FAVORITE COLORS:
12. Purple. D-UH.
13. Blue.
14. Pink. D-UUH.
15. Black.

FIRSTS :
16. Made new friends: Um, sorry? Which time period is this exactly referring to?
17. Fallen out of love: Ditto what Isha said. ;)
18. Laughed until you cried: Not really...tears are only an expression of sadness or anger in my case..
19. Met someone who changed you: In a great way, Shimak Davar!!! Have feet will dance. Went from an all-time football playing tomboy to little miss dancing shoes! :D :D :D
20. Found out who your true friends were: :) Yep.
21. Found out someone was talking about you: Yeah. It's seriously so much fun..having people bitch about you. Haha.

HAVE YOU:
22. Kissed anyone on your friend's list: Heh. I like this tag.
23. How many people on your friends list do you know in real life: All of em!
24. How many kids do you want to have: Two.
25. Do you have any pets: No. I hate pets and dogs and all animals!!! Ughh.
26. Do you want to change your name: i LOVE my name!! I love myself!! Muhahahaha(Mugambo laugh)
27. What did you do for your last birthday: Started with me crying about turning 19 ..and writing a long crib entry in my personal diary. Then, had a very pleasant surprise visit by a really close friend!! Had lots of awesome chocolate cake and..bought myself a pretty bag from dilli-haat!
28.What time did you wake up today: 9.00 a.m.
29. What were you doing at midnight last night: Playing Word Challenge on Facebook. :D
30. Name something you CANNOT wait for: My studies to get over!!!!
31. Last time you saw your father: Couple of hours back.
32. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: I wish I could stop talking about all the things I WANT to do and start doing them! stop being lazy.
33. Most visited web page: www.facebook.com - all the games - 'word challenge' and 'guess the sketch'!! Gosh, I'm SO addicted!

WHAT'S YOUR:
34. Name: Not giving that away yet. Siya for you! ;-)
35. Nicknames: Hehe..that would clearly give away my name!
36. Zodiac sign: Taurus
37. Male or female or transgender: Female
38. Elementary:Too much information!
39. School: Delhi Public School, RKP. Yes, the infamous one. Proud as I am, couldn't skip this one!
40. Colleges: Um, since it would take a lot to explain, let's skip it!
41.Hair color: Black. Ah, I love my hair!
42. Long or short: If I stretch my arm to go over my shoulder on to my back, I can touch the end of them with my fingertips. Is that long?
43. Height: 5 feet one(and a half) inch. And yet, I could ring all the bells in the mandir I visited today. I love the mandir! I love myself! Muhahahahahahahaha(Mugambo khusssh huaa!)
44. Do you have a crush on someone? Ranbir Kapoor!!! Man, is he hawwt!! *wicked smile*
45. Ever been in love? Um, I think so.
46. Piercings? Two on either ear.
47. Tattoos? N-ah. I hate needles (and injections)!!!
48. Righty or lefty: Righty
49. First surgery: That must be the one on my gums/tooth. Damn milk teeth that were so much in love with me, they won't go and damn permanent teeth that won't come down the gums and damn the braces and damn the dentist. Btw, grossest thing ever, I could actually see the surgery being done on my gums..all the blood coming out..and.. *pukes* *recovers*. The dentist had a mirror on the ceiling!
50. First piercing: Read 46.
51. First best friend: Aditi Bhatia. Where are you, girl? I wish I could find you!
52. First sport you loved: Cricket!!
53. First pet: Read 25.
54. First vacation: I think it was Agra or something. I've seen these pics with reeeeally cute me in front of Taj Mahal. I love me! :D
55. First concert: Hrithik Roshan!!!!! Wow, that was the awesomest thing ever...I still remember..it was right after Kaho Ha Na Pyaar Hai and Hrithik Roshan had suddenly beome the heartthrob of the nation!!! And, my friend(read 2.) was SO obsessed..she wanted Hrithik and Amisha Patel to marry!! Hehe.
56. First crush: I've told you about it already!

RIGHT NOW:
57. Eating:Nothing. Do I look like a monster?
58. Drinking: Nothing.
59. I'm about to: hang Mr. Spiderman upside down so that I can kiss him when he takes his mask down. Muhahahaha. Sorry, I'm in a drunk mood and that was a joke. I don't kiss dummies. Muhahahaha. But I can.
60. Listening to: My brother talking to one of his stupid friends and his sister. He's SO stupid!! OMG. ROFL. He's trying to fool his friend's sister..telling her that I'm in class 1 or something..that he has a baby sistah. LMAO..Now he's telling her that my boyfriend is in third class or something..OMG he's so mad and SO SO vella, I tell you!!! Shit.
61. Waiting for: My brother to hang up on his friend and play Jazz Jack Rabbit with me! Kya hai..!! @#$%

YOUR FUTURE
62. Want kids? Very much!! Hehe..I have it all planned out. They're going to be the best kids ever!!
63. Want to get married?Totally..but only when I want to. Read 64.
64. Careers in mind? Chartered Accountancy , if I ever reach to the end of this long, long tunnel! After I get the degree, I'll earn lots of money in two years and will go to the US to study psychology. Where, btw, I'll also meet my dream guy. We'll marry and come back to India after the course is over. I'll be a psychologist and help people out with their troubles. Short term goal.


WHICH IS BETTER WITH THE OPPOSITE SEX?
65. Lips or eyes: Eyes...(T&C: The lips aren't too bad)
66. Hugs or kisses: Hugs..I'm a big fan!
67. Shorter or taller: Taller..would complement me.
68. Older or Younger: Older. I'm really old-fashioned.
69. Romantic or spontaneous: Both?
70. Nice stomach or nice arms: Nice stomach.
71. Sensitive or loud: Loud..and hyper-excited ..Really really fun to be with!! I hate the sissy types..and that's all you get these days! Uff, recession!! (Hehe..I read this somewhere..Blaming everything wrong in your life on recession is a good way not to be depressed!) and He can still be sensitive inside (and outside..as and when required)!!
72. Hook-up or relationship: Relationship. D-uh.
73. Trouble maker or hesitant: Trouble maker!

HAVE YOU EVER :
74. Kissed a stranger: Dude, no! Hadn't you already guessed?
75. Lost glasses/contacts: Never got glasses. Love myself!!! 6/6 vision, baby.
76. Broken someone's heart: Uh, kind of. Am still dealing with the curse it put upon me.
77. Had your own heart broken: Kind of. Told you. The curse works, man, it does!
78. Been arrested: No.
79. Turned someone down: Yeah. (The person who's made this tag is totally psychic!)Well, that's what the curse is all about..kinda! He wasn't that bad, you know..I wish he wouldn't have asked in front of so many people..and even though he was lame, I wish I wouldn't have blurted out the next thing that came to my head..which was obviously an insult!
80. Cried when someone died: When Marissa died. :(
81. Liked a friend that is a girl? In a totally non-lesbian way, all. Du-h. Why would I be friends with someone I don't like!

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
81. Yourself:Mostly
82. Miracles: Not much.
83. God: Very much.
84. Love at first sight: Kind of. *blushes*
85. Heaven: Yeah. I was in it a while ago..having the best chocolate truffel cake in the world! Muhahaha. Only the apsaras were missing. But then, I'm not much into girls.
86. Santa Claus: Heehee, totally! Santa, if you get gifts for me, I will, I promise!
87. Kiss on the first date? Not really. Unless the guy's like..Ranbir Kapoor or something!
88. Angels: Apsaras only.
89. Devils: Nae. Yamraj, though. I saw this movie with Jitender in it when I was small..and Yamraj was like the coolest person!

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY:
90. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Nah.
91. Had more than one boyfriend/girlfriend at one time? RIGHT!! Whatever.
92. Wanted to kill someone ever? Lots of times.
93. Among you blog mates, whom would you like to kiss? Dude, I just got here.
94. Committed a blunder and regretted later? ALL THE TIME.
95. Wanted to steal your friend's boyfriend / girlfriend? Uhh..No comments.


ASSOCIATE WITH SOMETHING YOU WEAR:
96. White: Don't have much white. Um, yeah..the white three fourths I'm wearing in my DP.
97. Black: A long, really pretty black top I just got..makes me look so slim!
98. Red: A cool short Bossini T-shirt.
99. Pink:A long kurti I recently got. Love it!
100. Posting this as 100 Truths? Another lame question?

I don't know many people here. And I don't know if they'll ever visit my blog to find this post. And yet, I'd like to tag Dreamer with a distinct vision, Anurag (I know you hate tags. Muhahaha. Mugambo laughs again!), Mads, Rahul and A Sawan.